one of rics storys :)

posted from kinship chat

[Kinship] Eldonian: you know it took a year of surgeries after dessert storm for me to walk
[Kinship] Eldonian: again on my own
[Kinship] Eldonian: and even then i was still wearing a body cast around my chest
[Kinship] Eldonian: but it was small enough for my shirts to fit over it
[Kinship] Eldonian: while I was recovering at home a lady friend of mine had to go into the hospital for a month and asked me to sit her classes for her

[Kinship] Eldonian: so I went to the school to sub for her and on the first day one of the windows was open and a breeze came in and blew my tie over my shoulder
[Kinship] Eldonian: so I took the stapler and stapled the tie to my shirt and cast
[Kinship] Eldonian: when the students saw that they thought I stapled it into my chest not knowing I was wearing a cast and never gave me a bit of trouble all month